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[sunmon]

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[brandingissues]

What??
Oh.
No.
I haven't.
Nobody's--
not to me, at least, I think people have somewhere at some time. I mean it happens, I guess, but it hasn't happened to me.

[sunmon]

but you found out about it somehow

[brandingissues]

[andddd is this the time to bring up to a stranger you accidentally texted about fisting that like maybe sometimes you've seen porn?]
Yeah, I mean like you don't have to have personal experience to know things.
There are books.

[sunmon]

you read books about fisting?

[brandingissues]

What? No!

[sunmon]

then the question remains

[brandingissues]

okay, okay.
okay.
maybe.
(hypothetically)
I potentially watched some porn about it.

[sunmon]

and?

[brandingissues]

It--

seemed compelling.

[sunmon]

really?

[brandingissues]

Yeah, I mean.
There's a whole
Endurance
part
Right?
And I mean, the lady I saw definitely seemed like she was, ah, enjoying herself.

But you know it's something you have to kind of
work for.

[this is a weird conversation, right? This should be considered a weird conversation. Dystopia sex hellscape has broken her. Kate hasn't even met this person properly and here she is just casually talking about how maybe she finds fisting an interesting goal sometime.

How is this her life?]

[sunmon]

wouldn't the work part be
i don't know
permanently unsexy

[brandingissues]

not when the work is like
the act of
getting more
ah
inside of you

[sunmon]

you think so?
look i haven't had to worry about quota in a while
like ever

[ it seems like something should follow but it doesn't really. she just doesn't know how to do this well. ]

[brandingissues]

Yeah. I figure that makes it--part of the sexy part??

cool
that's
I mean, good for you?

That maybe sounds snarky but it really isn't.
I was here like a day and decided to try some candy and then bam, knocked out quota in one fell swoop.
the first month, at least.

[sunmon]

yeah the food here isn't worth trusting
but i mentioned it in case you're looking for someone else

[brandingissues]

Oh. Oh.
Wow. No!
Sorry, this isn't like a weird come on.
I think I'd have a little more tact than to just show up in your inbox and be like 'COOL. FISTING. WANNA BE QUOTA BUDDIES.'
I mean
not much more.
But a little more.

[sunmon]

oh
no obviously
that would be weird

[brandingissues]

Super weird.
also
for the record
I need you to understand that
this is not the way
that I usually introduce myself to people.

[sunmon]

i believe you

[brandingissues]

I'm Kate.
by the way.
I know you already know that, but in a less weird way. Kate Bishop - second one in the city, but arguably the best one.

The shorter one, at least.

New Yorker, bestie to a superhero, world's greatest archer. Hawkeye, actually. Hawkeye Jr? Hawkette. Lady Hawk.

workshopping names still, but I'm cool, that's all you need to know.

[sunmon]

alina starkov
saint and sun summoner and general of the second army
but here, i just run an art studio and keep jessica jones' door open.

[brandingissues]

nice to meet you Alina
I've never met a saint before
so
that's pretty cool
Why the second army and not the first?

Also, I'm assuming you're not just a doorman. Doorlady? Doorperson.

[sunmon]

the second army is all grisha. they need a grisha general. the first army has an otkazat'sya general, one without powers.

and no. i own delicto, the investigation agency.

[brandingissues]

I....don't know what any of those words mean.