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a rubiks cube of a person ([personal profile] sunmon) wrote2021-03-22 10:53 am
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[personal profile] brandingissues 2022-03-26 09:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I mean.
There's a whole
Endurance
part
Right?
And I mean, the lady I saw definitely seemed like she was, ah, enjoying herself.

But you know it's something you have to kind of
work for.


[this is a weird conversation, right? This should be considered a weird conversation. Dystopia sex hellscape has broken her. Kate hasn't even met this person properly and here she is just casually talking about how maybe she finds fisting an interesting goal sometime.

How is this her life?]
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[personal profile] brandingissues 2022-03-26 09:43 pm (UTC)(link)
not when the work is like
the act of
getting more
ah
inside of you
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[personal profile] brandingissues 2022-03-26 09:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah. I figure that makes it--part of the sexy part??

cool
that's
I mean, good for you?

That maybe sounds snarky but it really isn't.
I was here like a day and decided to try some candy and then bam, knocked out quota in one fell swoop.
the first month, at least.
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[personal profile] brandingissues 2022-03-26 10:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh. Oh.
Wow. No!
Sorry, this isn't like a weird come on.
I think I'd have a little more tact than to just show up in your inbox and be like 'COOL. FISTING. WANNA BE QUOTA BUDDIES.'
I mean
not much more.
But a little more.
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[personal profile] brandingissues 2022-03-26 10:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Super weird.
also
for the record
I need you to understand that
this is not the way
that I usually introduce myself to people.
brandingissues: (fuuuuuck)

[personal profile] brandingissues 2022-03-26 10:35 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm Kate.
by the way.
I know you already know that, but in a less weird way. Kate Bishop - second one in the city, but arguably the best one.

The shorter one, at least.

New Yorker, bestie to a superhero, world's greatest archer. Hawkeye, actually. Hawkeye Jr? Hawkette. Lady Hawk.

workshopping names still, but I'm cool, that's all you need to know.
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[personal profile] brandingissues 2022-03-26 10:50 pm (UTC)(link)
nice to meet you Alina
I've never met a saint before
so
that's pretty cool
Why the second army and not the first?

Also, I'm assuming you're not just a doorman. Doorlady? Doorperson.
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[personal profile] brandingissues 2022-03-27 03:26 am (UTC)(link)
I....don't know what any of those words mean.
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[personal profile] brandingissues 2022-03-27 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
And the king thinks a grisha is a bad thing?
what, exactly, is a grisha?
Is that a rude thing to ask?
you don't have to tell me
if it's actually a rude question.
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[personal profile] brandingissues 2022-03-27 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
oh--so superheroes, basically.
cool.
and your king hates witches. powered people. magic folks.
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[personal profile] brandingissues 2022-03-27 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
okay but that's bullshit.
brandingissues: (excuse me?!?!)

[personal profile] brandingissues 2022-03-27 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
I'm pretty good at convincing people.
But seriously.
Powers are awesome.
I bet yours are pretty awesome too.

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